I was just raped by an Ewok?

Many of the people that have been keeping up with my questions know that I have been up at the cottage recently. Well just moments ago I went outside to address a strange "grumbling" noise that was annoying my friends (I drew the short straw). I went outside, and I was about 30 feet from the forest when I was jumped and sexually exploited by a small hairy bear/man like creature. I finally escaped back to the cottage and am now under supervision by my friends, who are now guarding the doors with their air rifles. I'm scared, what should I do now? We don't have cell phones which is ironic as 2 of my friends are ex-Rogers employees...